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Post  quincymccoy 2012-02-19, 16:05

[KT = KEVIN TEWART = Head of Konami USA]

1- KT missed the meeting, his plane was delayed by hate mail clogging the engines.

2- The list posted in the magazine is a total fake, KT is actually planning to release the real list for the TCG on my facebook, any discrepancies between the two will be fixed in about 2 months.

3- KT secretly really hate plants. He didn't wanna start WW3 with the Japs over a stupid banlist years ago, so until now he didn't want to force them to add plants to the list. Now all his frustration came out.

4- KT needs to fund his special research project, a project designed to filter all of the hate mail from his email and ship it to DN instead.

5- KT couldn't bring himself to make the poor Japs go through a format of Synchro terror, therefore he just promoted those random XYZ thingees from space designed to help kids count... to 100... by skipping most of the numbers.

6- KT designed Tour Guide as an anime version of his wife, and who in their right mind would limit the wife? Oh right, just about every intelligent man before the Civil Rights movement.

7- KT emailed the correct list to the wrong people, so the terrible list was published instead. And now some lucky person gets to have their hopes crushed when they finally get back online.

8- KT feared for his life once he told his kids about his desire to ban their stupid wind-up cards they designed. Therefore they were scratched off the list in crayon.

9- KT didn't want ANYONE to know he was scared of stupid bugs. So then he began a cockroach rebellion by leaving all of the Inzektors at 3. The reason why none can find him at the moment is that he is currently in a hidden metal sphere at the bottom of the ocean, hiding from the incoming end of the world.

10- KT wanted to be called 'God' by starting the end of the world himself. It is 2012 already, rite?

11- Who wouldn't want Rabbits that turn into Dinosaurs that turn into Dragons ruling our game, i mean, its what the kids are into right?

12- Who said Konami hits Splashable Cards. KT gave ya back a Torrential to splash a little water into your life.

13- KT bought too many EXVC packs. He still needs to pawn off a few Tour guides, so we gotta wait until everyone pays him their $250 for a set.

14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."

15- KT wants to exterminate all the budget yugioh players. Expect a virus to be uploaded to DN anyday now to get all those people who play for free.

16- KT believes in compromise, he'll ban Dustshoot for ya, if you agree to accept and appriciate 6 months of overpriced, shiny pieces of cardboard.

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Post  itsjustjosh 2012-02-19, 16:08

14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."
My favorite
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Post  MrJokster 2012-02-19, 16:15

Where's the "all of the above" scenerio?
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Post  Lyner60 2012-02-19, 16:15

itsjustjosh wrote:14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."
My favorite

I agree with the quote. So from now on we can blame Billy of the banning of Spore, Trishula, Glow-Up Bulb and the almost killing of the synchro monsters.
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Post  Saturn 2012-02-19, 16:22

omg y u is troll?
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Post  quincymccoy 2012-02-19, 16:24

I learned from the worst nebu Very Happy
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Post  Nelo Angelo 2012-02-19, 16:26

Its very possible its all the above @___@
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Post  Saturn 2012-02-19, 16:30

quincymccoy wrote:I learned from the worst nebu Very Happy

You don't have to be like that to Roby. :/
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Post  LuzCeleste 2012-02-19, 16:31

Lol #5 ... funny.
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Post  quincymccoy 2012-02-19, 17:12

So what does the rest of the viewers think Very Happy
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Post  Szadek 2012-02-19, 17:39

My favorites:
11- Who wouldn't want Rabbits that turn into Dinosaurs that turn into Dragons ruling our game, i mean, its what the kids are into right?

13- KT bought too many EXVC packs. He still needs to pawn off a few Tour guides, so we gotta wait until everyone pays him their $250 for a set.

15- KT wants to exterminate all the budget yugioh players. Expect a virus to be uploaded to DN anyday now to get all those people who play for free.

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Post  DarkRiku 2012-02-19, 18:06

Why no 18?

Pssst... number 18 would be Kevin Tewart is still afraid of a Zombie Apocalypse so that is the reason why zombies are still RIP.
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Post  quincymccoy 2012-02-19, 18:35

If anyone can think of a GOOD #18, lemmie have it. Zombies may R.I.P. as far as i am concerned
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Post  T3RCX 2012-02-19, 20:29

LittleD posted this on Pojo:

LittleD wrote:Up until recently (Including "Gem-knight Master Dia" from some future DT set), there was....

...9 legal effect monsters that are level 9...
...9 legal fusions monsters that are level 9...
...and 10 (!!) legal synchros obtaining the odd level of 9.

However, upon seeing this, Konami (trollish as they are) realized their grave mistake and obviously had to adjust it.

And there we have it. The one TRUE reason as to why Trishula is banned.

BOOM

PS: 999 upside down is 666. Just throwing that out there.
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Post  Red_Chaos 2012-02-19, 20:47

curse you billy and your mad skillz....
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Post  quincymccoy 2012-02-19, 21:19

SO SO TRUE. So if kevin is the devil, konami is hell, then whats the banlist?
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Post  Kaiza 2012-02-19, 21:29

remember how hell has a list of people meant to go there ? welcome to that list
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Post  Saturn 2012-02-19, 21:34

quincymccoy wrote:SO SO TRUE. So if kevin is the devil, konami is hell, then whats the banlist?

Nick Cage.
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Post  quincymccoy 2012-02-19, 22:15

Eh, Nick Cage is so much better
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Post  satsu.ariefu 2012-02-19, 22:37

14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."

LOL!

17- True story.
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Post  KinRyuTen 2012-02-19, 22:55

OMG, so many lols from the pic. +1 just for making me laugh my ass off
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Post  OverlordMMM 2012-02-20, 11:37

#18) KT secretly uses the banlist as a counterstrike towards those who have him on their hitlist. When he dies, he's taking the game with him.
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Post  quincymccoy 2012-02-20, 15:11

:/ That doesn't sound like the KT we know and hate with a deep passion.
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Post  MrChillmatic 2012-02-20, 16:22

Like a wise clan said a long time ago : Cash Rules Everything Around Me, dollars dollars bills ya !

It still holds true to this day and especially in Konami's case, I don't blame them tho. They gotta eat too.
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Post  Nico Suave 2012-02-20, 23:31

Rock n Trollin all day
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Post  sagax06 2012-02-21, 10:04

Blackwings come back. Plants are dead I iz happy panda Smile.
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Post  DefiniteOtaku 2012-02-21, 11:58

I have come to the brilliant conclusion Konami is now run by Seto Kaiba.
It would explain so many things.
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