A Deck Name Juan

Chaos Necromancer - In a dedicated Juan deck, it is really frickin' hard to win without this card. For those of you who do not know what it does, Chaos Necromancer has 0/0, but gains 300 ATK for every monster in your Graveyard.

Treeborn Frog - This card will come back every turn, giving us a +1 right off the bat.

Mystic Piper - Have you ever seen Piper Chaos? This card is even better here, since 92.5% of the time, it will be a +1. Hey, free +1's; run three. And this card's best friend...

Kinka-Byo - Normal Summon this card, revive any monster in you Graveyard for a +1. Run with a tuner, get a +1, use Piper, get a +2. The cat demon demands that you run three!

Key Mouse - Level one Tuner, searches for Beasts... like Key Mouse... or Kinka-Byo...

Demonic Roaring God Lurri - Not as useful since Fishborg went belly-up, but he still combos nicely with...

Big One Warrior - Holy crap, this card sucks. Still, pitch a monster to get a Special Summon. With the amount of +1's in this deck, a -1's no big deal for a Special Summon. Run just to spam Exceeds and pitch things to the Graveyard.

Jester Confit - Just like Big One Warrior, but without the -1. Run as many as you run Big One Warriors.

One Shot Booster - Just like Jester Confit, except that you have to Normal Summon to summon it.

Effect Veiler - I am not even going to explain this.

D.D. Crow - Veiler's unpopular big brother. Use only if you have problems with Pot Of Avarice, Spore, Glow-Up Bulb, Plaugespreader Zombie... just run it.

Droll And Lock Bird - And speaking of unpopular siblings... No, this card can be useful. Not quite as funny to use since Plant Tengu got the shear, but still, it can ruin broken decks' days.

Volcanic Bullet - +1, combos like crazy with Goldrat. Run three.

Glow-Up Bulb - +1. Run one.

Unknown Synchron - Quick summon. Run one.

Swift-Attacking Scarecrow - Watch Six Samurai and Tengu duelist call you cheap for stopping their One Turn Kills.

Natural Cherries - Meh. I like this card, but not in this deck. Much too slow for our purposes. If you must run it, run three.

Evil Thorn - A +1 and minimal damage to your opponent; but, hey if I wanted to make a good deck, I would run something else.

Shiny Black "C" - Certainly a Side Deck card. Synchros beware, a cockroach is hiding under the refrigerator!

One For One - Discard one card. Special Summon any monster from your deck. Run it.

Foolish Burial - Treeborn; 'nuff said.

Formula Synchron - Meh, trade a tuner and a no-tuner for a new card. Useful, but not necessary.

Number 83: Galaxy Queen - Your monsters are invincible and pierce for three turns.

Number 56: Goldrat - Hand cycling. Do it.

Baby Tragon - You cannot say no to the Tiger Dragon! Also, a direct attacking Chaos Necromancer is pretty scary.

Super Star Mira - All non-Exceed monsters you control are not be destroyed by card effects, and you must kill this card four times for it to stay dead.