what would you do?

Life throws at us many surprises, sometimes good other times bad which all depends on what we do next. Here's the top 5 things I hear people say when trying to explain themselves after getting caught with something.

1. I can explain.
2. I'm holding it for someone.
3. It's not mine.
4. Mind your own business.
5. Shit!

Which makes me want to ask. If you were caught with... what would you do?
1. Caught doing drugs
2. Caught stealing
3. Caught watching porn by your parents
4. Caught speeding
5. Caught cheating on an exam

1) Assuming that I had no chance to flee, I'd be blatantly honest about what it was that I was doing. If anybody tried to arrest me, I'd beat the crap out of them.

2) Same as 1.

3) Drag the scroll bar back to the beginning and say, "Check this out, I found it on the internet."

4) Same as 1.

5) I'd like to think I'd have the courage to commit suicide, but I'd probably just disappear off the grid instead.

very interesting replies..

For me I would say
1. Holding it for someone.
2. I was gonna pay for that.
3. I got a virus.
4. Shit!
5. Holy Cr@p!

i was framed for drugs in skool multiple times......but i got away each time
my brother friend calls me a con artist.

Qu
[ 1. Caught doing drugs
2. Caught stealing
3. Caught watching porn by your parents
4. Caught speeding
5. Caught cheating on an exam ]

Ans
1) i'm innocent.....~take out my sandwich at starts eating~ (true story except i was framed and wasnt really doing drugs)

2) when i'm seen at first moment i'll pretend i didnt see the person that saw me and say, "so this is where that guy's stuff was......i should return it to him", OR, if i'm caught inside the person's bag or something, i'll say,"i'm sure (guys name) wouldnt mind if i borrow this for a couple mins, i'll just tell him after" while still pretending you didnt notice the person who caught you.

3) blame it on my brother and say, 'when i turned the tv on.....this came on', OR, i'll just turn the channel and pretend i'm flipping through that happened to 'pop' up.

4) 'officer....i'm really sorry but i forgot the stove on and i'm afraid the house might burn down', OR, 'officer! i have to take a dump really bad and i cant hold it anymore', then i'll run out of the car and say i'm gonna take a dump 'their' because you're making things worst(pick appropriate place to run to and always have T.P in your car)

5) says, "i'm sorry but that guy asked me to see if what he wrote was correct and i told him no but he said he'll lie and say i'm copying from him if i dont help and i didnt wanted to get kicked out of the exam room."


c'man, it's easy!

1. I'm assuming you mean illegal drug...because being caught with caffeine isn't a crime. XD

...I'd be to shocked at the fact that I was doing drugs in the first place to be able to resist.

2. Stealing what? Once again...I'd be shocked that it's me doing it...I was probably drugged...*see one* XD

3. Hi mom, what's up? See? Proof, I'm not gay.

4. What seems to be the officer problem?

5. What exam would I cheat on? I'm satisfied if I get a D on a test, because I don't try or care.

skipping the first 2

3.Well, uhh... I'd blame hormones. Even though I'm not overly interested, and would much rather be alone for a while so I can enjoy my life a little. I'd probably start caring in a few years, tbh. Because right now I'm a bit of a selfish bastard tbh.
4.Just take the fine and not cause a fuss.
5.Why would I need to cheat? The tests are easy as f*** anyway.

1. Well, it depends on who caught me I guess. If my mom walked in on me she probably wouldn't freak out of anything because she knows that I do that stuff sometimes. I'm not into like hard drugs or anything nor do I want to be. "Hardest" drug I even wanna do is Acid but thats for another thread I suppose.
2. Not sure what I would say, probably be disappointed in myself for even trying to do something like that.
3. I can't even begin to imagine how awkward it would be. I'd probably apologize. haha
4. "Son do you know how fast you were going?" "No, do you?"
5. a teacher told me that I was cheating once even though I wasn't, I told her that I needed to call home (this was like in the 7th grade) and she wouldn't let me go to the office, So I just walked out of class.

1. "Well officer, you know and I know that you just want to confiscate this so you can use it yourself. So let's just split it 50/50, you won't have to pay, and I won't have to pay."
2. "It said free samples."
3. -scoots over- "Here, pull up a chair and you can watch with me while mom's gone."
4. "You caught me, so you were speeding too. I'm afraid I'll have to give you a ticket for that officer."
5. "I wasn't cheating, he was the one trying to show me the answers.

Of course, I wouldn't do any of that, so I don't have anything serious to say.

Sorry, thread hijacked.

Halberdier wrote:

Sorry, thread hijacked.

post the second part of that and people might actually earn something.

x2 Hijack combo

1. Wanna take a hit?

2. That was with me before I got here.

3. This is... exactly what it looks like... then again, I'm 22.. get out of my house.

4. Catch me if you can!!

5. How'd you think I was acing your class while sleeping the entire time?

1. Go away
2. Go away
3. Go away
4. Leave me alone
5. Go away