17 Possible Explainations for this Banlist: Straight from the Fictionalized, Scary Mind of Kevin Tewart

[KT = KEVIN TEWART = Head of Konami USA]

1- KT missed the meeting, his plane was delayed by hate mail clogging the engines.

2- The list posted in the magazine is a total fake, KT is actually planning to release the real list for the TCG on my facebook, any discrepancies between the two will be fixed in about 2 months.

3- KT secretly really hate plants. He didn't wanna start WW3 with the Japs over a stupid banlist years ago, so until now he didn't want to force them to add plants to the list. Now all his frustration came out.

4- KT needs to fund his special research project, a project designed to filter all of the hate mail from his email and ship it to DN instead.

5- KT couldn't bring himself to make the poor Japs go through a format of Synchro terror, therefore he just promoted those random XYZ thingees from space designed to help kids count... to 100... by skipping most of the numbers.

6- KT designed Tour Guide as an anime version of his wife, and who in their right mind would limit the wife? Oh right, just about every intelligent man before the Civil Rights movement.

7- KT emailed the correct list to the wrong people, so the terrible list was published instead. And now some lucky person gets to have their hopes crushed when they finally get back online.

8- KT feared for his life once he told his kids about his desire to ban their stupid wind-up cards they designed. Therefore they were scratched off the list in crayon.

9- KT didn't want ANYONE to know he was scared of stupid bugs. So then he began a cockroach rebellion by leaving all of the Inzektors at 3. The reason why none can find him at the moment is that he is currently in a hidden metal sphere at the bottom of the ocean, hiding from the incoming end of the world.

10- KT wanted to be called 'God' by starting the end of the world himself. It is 2012 already, rite?

11- Who wouldn't want Rabbits that turn into Dinosaurs that turn into Dragons ruling our game, i mean, its what the kids are into right?

12- Who said Konami hits Splashable Cards. KT gave ya back a Torrential to splash a little water into your life.

13- KT bought too many EXVC packs. He still needs to pawn off a few Tour guides, so we gotta wait until everyone pays him their $250 for a set.

14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."

15- KT wants to exterminate all the budget yugioh players. Expect a virus to be uploaded to DN anyday now to get all those people who play for free.

16- KT believes in compromise, he'll ban Dustshoot for ya, if you agree to accept and appriciate 6 months of overpriced, shiny pieces of cardboard.

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(pic supplied by saturn)

14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."
My favorite

Where's the "all of the above" scenerio?

itsjustjosh wrote:14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."
My favorite

I agree with the quote. So from now on we can blame Billy of the banning of Spore, Trishula, Glow-Up Bulb and the almost killing of the synchro monsters.

omg y u is troll?

I learned from the worst nebu

Its very possible its all the above @___@

quincymccoy wrote:I learned from the worst nebu

You don't have to be like that to Roby. :/

Lol #5 ... funny.

So what does the rest of the viewers think

My favorites:
11- Who wouldn't want Rabbits that turn into Dinosaurs that turn into Dragons ruling our game, i mean, its what the kids are into right?

13- KT bought too many EXVC packs. He still needs to pawn off a few Tour guides, so we gotta wait until everyone pays him their $250 for a set.

15- KT wants to exterminate all the budget yugioh players. Expect a virus to be uploaded to DN anyday now to get all those people who play for free.

Why no 18?

Pssst... number 18 would be Kevin Tewart is still afraid of a Zombie Apocalypse so that is the reason why zombies are still RIP.

If anyone can think of a GOOD #18, lemmie have it. Zombies may R.I.P. as far as i am concerned

LittleD posted this on Pojo:

LittleD wrote:Up until recently (Including "Gem-knight Master Dia" from some future DT set), there was....

...9 legal effect monsters that are level 9...
...9 legal fusions monsters that are level 9...
...and 10 (!!) legal synchros obtaining the odd level of 9.

However, upon seeing this, Konami (trollish as they are) realized their grave mistake and obviously had to adjust it.

And there we have it. The one TRUE reason as to why Trishula is banned.

BOOM

PS: 999 upside down is 666. Just throwing that out there.

curse you billy and your mad skillz....

SO SO TRUE. So if kevin is the devil, konami is hell, then whats the banlist?

remember how hell has a list of people meant to go there ? welcome to that list

quincymccoy wrote:SO SO TRUE. So if kevin is the devil, konami is hell, then whats the banlist?

Nick Cage.

Eh, Nick Cage is so much better

14- KT is sick and tired of Billy constantly winning his YCS's. "Lets hit 1/4 of his main deck and see if he can still win! HA."

LOL!

17- True story.

OMG, so many lols from the pic. +1 just for making me laugh my ass off

#18) KT secretly uses the banlist as a counterstrike towards those who have him on their hitlist. When he dies, he's taking the game with him.

:/ That doesn't sound like the KT we know and hate with a deep passion.

Like a wise clan said a long time ago : Cash Rules Everything Around Me, dollars dollars bills ya !

It still holds true to this day and especially in Konami's case, I don't blame them tho. They gotta eat too.

Rock n Trollin all day

Blackwings come back. Plants are dead I iz happy panda .

I have come to the brilliant conclusion Konami is now run by Seto Kaiba.
It would explain so many things.