Paranoia Attack~

As a person that constantly thinks of everything as a possibility, there's a lot of thoughts that run in my head. Her skirt is 3 cm shorter then yesterday's, she's clearly trying to seduce me. Omg, she coughed, she's mad! What's up with her, she shows up her everyday! I bet she's here to molest me when I let my guard down. Oh, no! I've been surrounded by a pack of raging lesbians. The air is ripe with the stench of bit**es. I won't let you guys take me alive! *Blows up the classroom*.

So, what do you guys think of the concept of life being focused around only you, and it's all just a virtual test with your memory wiped and you'll have to pass the test to return to the actual reality. If technology advanced that much, I see no reason why we can't do something like that in the future.

Uhmm... I am confused. But anyway. I am a very paranoid person.

vantagesp wrote:Uhmm... I am confused.

This was all that was needed to be said.

Martia-chan wrote:As a person that constantly thinks of everything as a possibility, there's a lot of thoughts that run in my head. Her skirt is 3 cm shorter then yesterday's, she's clearly trying to seduce me. Omg, she coughed, she's mad! What's up with her, she shows up her everyday! I bet she's here to molest me when I let my guard down. Oh, no! I've been surrounded by a pack of raging lesbians. The air is ripe with the stench of bit**es. I won't let you guys take me alive! *Blows up the classroom*.

So, what do you guys think of the concept of life being focused around only you, and it's all just a virtual test with your memory wiped and you'll have to pass the test to return to the actual reality. If technology advanced that much, I see no reason why we can't do something like that in the future.

This almost sounds like the Matrix. All I can say is if you live your life like this then you really are not living a life all but in fear.

Being a little paranoid is ok but letting it control your life means you probably need to find some help.

DarkRiku wrote:This almost sounds like the Matrix. All I can say is if you live your life like this then you really are not living a life all but in fear.

Being a little paranoid is ok but letting it control your life means you probably need to find some help.

This. /thread

Martia-chan wrote:As a person that constantly thinks of everything as a possibility, there's a lot of thoughts that run in my head. Her skirt is 3 cm shorter then yesterday's, she's clearly trying to seduce me. Omg, she coughed, she's mad! What's up with her, she shows up her everyday! I bet she's here to molest me when I let my guard down. Oh, no! I've been surrounded by a pack of raging lesbians. The air is ripe with the stench of bit**es. I won't let you guys take me alive! *Blows up the classroom*.

So, what do you guys think of the concept of life being focused around only you, and it's all just a virtual test with your memory wiped and you'll have to pass the test to return to the actual reality. If technology advanced that much, I see no reason why we can't do something like that in the future.

One second,let me go wipe the tears of laughter xD





Back. When I was younger I almost got convinced I'm the only human and everyone else are robots. O_O but yeah,silly childhood paranoid thoughts...

I doubt we are some people with our memories wiped etc like you said because if that was the case,some secret agents would execute you for saying it out loud. xD

And that raging lesbians part...I feel ya there.

not really paranoid, but i always have my guard-up; looks behind me every once in a while, trying to walk past lights so i can see the shadows of people behind me, looks around the transpo for any suspicious person and assess if its possible to execute a hold-up given the time and distance to my destination, etc. :/

there was that one time, when someone announced the world ends in May 28, 2011 at 5:00pm (my time), i tried to wait it out and fell asleep at about 4:00. When i woke-up it was about 10 mins to 5, and was like ok lol, and went to play on my laptop. After about a couple of hours i went to the kitchen and noticed... the sun is still up o_O? i was like, wait wtf? I asked my mom and it turns out i actually woke-up at 5:00 AM basically i slept a little less than 12 hours... or did I? Could the world had actually ended at 5:00pm on that date, and everything i see now is just...?

hmm :/

Part of me wants to tell you to get over yourself, because frankly you probably aren't awesome enough to attract a pack of lesbians or have life revolve around you.

Anyway, the only paranoia I experience that's anything what you suggest is basically the idea that I can't know what people actually think of me. Like, if I were to leave after talking to a group of people I will wonder what they are saying without me being present. Of course, rationality would dictate that they probably aren't talking too much about me, because I'm not all that awesome myself. Then again, paranoia isn't a rational process.

nsanejokr wrote:Part of me wants to tell you to get over yourself, because frankly you probably aren't awesome enough to attract a pack of lesbians or have life revolve around you.

Anyway, the only paranoia I experience that's anything what you suggest is basically the idea that I can't know what people actually think of me. Like, if I were to leave after talking to a group of people I will wonder what they are saying without me being present. Of course, rationality would dictate that they probably aren't talking too much about me, because I'm not all that awesome myself. Then again, paranoia isn't a rational process.

To be honest, I'm not arrogant like that, as far as I know. I'm aware that someone like me is probably pathetic and can't attract anyone, even friends. At most, I have one friend and I break into tears about everyday, is that what you wanted to hear?

No offense to you, but I'd just like to clear that up. It was just a joke that I heard that made me laugh so I could start out the paranoia discussion with a lighter mood.

Martia-chan wrote:

nsanejokr wrote:Part of me wants to tell you to get over yourself, because frankly you probably aren't awesome enough to attract a pack of lesbians or have life revolve around you.

Anyway, the only paranoia I experience that's anything what you suggest is basically the idea that I can't know what people actually think of me. Like, if I were to leave after talking to a group of people I will wonder what they are saying without me being present. Of course, rationality would dictate that they probably aren't talking too much about me, because I'm not all that awesome myself. Then again, paranoia isn't a rational process.

To be honest, I'm not arrogant like that, as far as I know. I'm aware that someone like me is probably pathetic and can't attract anyone, even friends. At most, I have one friend and I break into tears about everyday, is that what you wanted to hear?

No offense to you, but I'd just like to clear that up. It was just a joke that I heard that made me laugh so I could start out the paranoia discussion with a lighter mood.

Don't let nsane bother you. He may sound like a complete jerk sometimes, but in actuality he is a really great guy.

Martia-chan wrote: Oh, no! I've been surrounded by a pack of raging lesbians.

this...just made my day

vantagesp wrote:

Martia-chan wrote:

nsanejokr wrote:Part of me wants to tell you to get over yourself, because frankly you probably aren't awesome enough to attract a pack of lesbians or have life revolve around you.

Anyway, the only paranoia I experience that's anything what you suggest is basically the idea that I can't know what people actually think of me. Like, if I were to leave after talking to a group of people I will wonder what they are saying without me being present. Of course, rationality would dictate that they probably aren't talking too much about me, because I'm not all that awesome myself. Then again, paranoia isn't a rational process.

To be honest, I'm not arrogant like that, as far as I know. I'm aware that someone like me is probably pathetic and can't attract anyone, even friends. At most, I have one friend and I break into tears about everyday, is that what you wanted to hear?

No offense to you, but I'd just like to clear that up. It was just a joke that I heard that made me laugh so I could start out the paranoia discussion with a lighter mood.

Don't let nsane bother you. He may sound like a complete jerk sometimes, but in actuality he is a really great guy.

He didn't bother me at all, I just wanted to make a misunderstanding clear.

I enjoy hanging out with people that most people consider 'jerks, trolls, etc.'

It's fun finding out who they actually are. Which is always a good person, that I've found. Want to be friends Nsane?

but what about me martia????????

Wait a minute...
WHO TOLD YOU I WAS PARANOID!?!!?!?!?!?

i have to admit i do have a bit of paranoia myself but i dont wanna confess all of that

~ = Thoughts.
" " = Speaking.


Martia: "......."
*Glance*.

Raptor: "..."

Martia: ~That Johnny, she keeps stealing looks at me like she's licking me with her eyes... How foolish of her to think of me as anything more than just her master...~
~That skirt's 3cm shorter than yesterday! She's totally coming on to me! How improper can a maid be!? And it's obvious she's collecting the cups I've laid my mouth on and using them for her own lewd purposes! An always prepared maid without weak points, and depraved beyond help...~

Potus-Mat: *Cough, cough*.

Martia: ~Oh damn, Potus' mad!~
~Her jealousy has to be truly frightening if she will display such anger just because I'm slightly close to Johnny! She must like me so much that she's lost her mind...~
~Those eyes... She's drowning in her madness.~
~It's easy to imagine her acting out of her insanity, killing me and having her way with my body... Her perversion is completely beyond help!~

VantageSp: "What's up? I came to play ze-!"

Martia: ~And there she is, the raging lesbian in charge! She keeps coming to the mansion in pursuit of my body! Such tenacity!~
~In her mind she's already ravished me over and over again, but today she's come to make it reality!?~

Nsanejokr: "Yo."

"Sorry to ask, but you know, could you lend me a bit of soy sauce and rice again?"

Martia: ~Wh-what's up with this woman! Her armpits are on full display!~
~Her female stink is floating to me, full of pheromones! She plans to have the pure and innocent me smell it and awaken to sexual arousal!? How abnormally lusty can a miko be!?~
*Wheeze*

Raptor: ".... Mistress?"

Martia: ~... wait, oh sh*t! I've been surrounded by raging lesbians! The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!~
~They're planning to gang-rape me!? All four of them, ravishing me like wild animals!?~
~But... no matter how thoroughly they may dominate my body, my heart won't give in! I am the proud Martia Scarlet! I won't lose to the likes of you... the likes of you......~

Martia: "Come on then!!!" *Rips off clothes*

Raptor/Potus/Vantage: "Whoah~"

Nsanejokr: "Another incident..."

Fin.

P.S: No foul intent/insult intended to anyone in this story.

Martia-chan wrote:At most, I have one friend and I break into tears about everyday, is that what you wanted to hear?

Oh, no, not at all. I was just thinking your original scenario was highly extreme and addressing it as such.

No offense to you, but I'd just like to clear that up. It was just a joke that I heard that made me laugh so I could start out the paranoia discussion with a lighter mood.

Thing is though, I have heard people act like that and they weren't joking around. I've met guys that literally thought gays wanted to get all over them, so I wasn't able to read it in a joking manner. Sorry, lol.

vantagesp wrote:Don't let nsane bother you. He may sound like a complete jerk sometimes, but in actuality he is a really great guy.

Don't listen to him. I totally am a jerk.

Martia-chan wrote:Want to be friends Nsane?

Uh, sure, why not?

Potus-Mat wrote:WHO TOLD YOU I WAS PARANOID!?!!?!?!?!?

That one guy that hears all your thoughts.

nsanejokr wrote:

Potus-Mat wrote:WHO TOLD YOU I WAS PARANOID!?!!?!?!?!?

That one guy that hears all your thoughts.

I thought I killed him...
Also, why am I a woman in that scenario above?

These posts just made my day.

OT: I'm kinda the same as nsane. I wonder what people say and think about me, what they're saying saying and talking about behind my back and the like.

Martia-chan wrote:~ = Thoughts.
" " = Speaking.
Martia: "......."
*Glance*.
Raptor: "..."
Martia: ~That Johnny, she keeps stealing looks at me like she's licking me with her eyes... How foolish of her to think of me as anything more than just her master...~
~That skirt's 3cm shorter than yesterday! She's totally coming on to me! How improper can a maid be!? And it's obvious she's collecting the cups I've laid my mouth on and using them for her own lewd purposes! An always prepared maid without weak points, and depraved beyond help...~
Potus-Mat: *Cough, cough*.
Martia: ~Oh damn, Potus' mad!~
~Her jealousy has to be truly frightening if she will display such anger just because I'm slightly close to Johnny! She must like me so much that she's lost her mind...~
~Those eyes... She's drowning in her madness.~
~It's easy to imagine her acting out of her insanity, killing me and having her way with my body... Her perversion is completely beyond help!~
VantageSp: "What's up? I came to play ze-!"
Martia: ~And there she is, the raging lesbian in charge! She keeps coming to the mansion in pursuit of my body! Such tenacity!~
~In her mind she's already ravished me over and over again, but today she's come to make it reality!?~
Nsanejokr: "Yo."
"Sorry to ask, but you know, could you lend me a bit of soy sauce and rice again?"
Martia: ~Wh-what's up with this woman! Her armpits are on full display!~
~Her female stink is floating to me, full of pheromones! She plans to have the pure and innocent me smell it and awaken to sexual arousal!? How abnormally lusty can a miko be!?~
*Wheeze*
Raptor: ".... Mistress?"
Martia: ~... wait, oh sh*t! I've been surrounded by raging lesbians! The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!~
~They're planning to gang-rape me!? All four of them, ravishing me like wild animals!?~
~But... no matter how thoroughly they may dominate my body, my heart won't give in! I am the proud Martia Scarlet! I won't lose to the likes of you... the likes of you......~
Martia: "Come on then!!!" *Rips off clothes*
Raptor/Potus/Vantage: "Whoah~"
Nsanejokr: "Another incident..."
Fin.

Seriously, why am I female in this scenario? What are you planning?

i wish i had mind reading powers that way i could know if they were talking about me

i just feel like people talk about me all the time when im not around

pic related

i think this all the time

I can't tell if this thread is serious or not

Axel VIII wrote:

This. Every day this.

N Harmonia wrote:I can't tell if this thread is serious or not

I can't tell if you're serious or not.

Martia-chan wrote:~ = Thoughts.
" " = Speaking.


Martia: "......."
*Glance*.

Raptor: "..."

Martia: ~That Johnny, she keeps stealing looks at me like she's licking me with her eyes... How foolish of her to think of me as anything more than just her master...~
~That skirt's 3cm shorter than yesterday! She's totally coming on to me! How improper can a maid be!? And it's obvious she's collecting the cups I've laid my mouth on and using them for her own lewd purposes! An always prepared maid without weak points, and depraved beyond help...~

Potus-Mat: *Cough, cough*.

Martia: ~Oh damn, Potus' mad!~
~Her jealousy has to be truly frightening if she will display such anger just because I'm slightly close to Johnny! She must like me so much that she's lost her mind...~
~Those eyes... She's drowning in her madness.~
~It's easy to imagine her acting out of her insanity, killing me and having her way with my body... Her perversion is completely beyond help!~

VantageSp: "What's up? I came to play ze-!"

Martia: ~And there she is, the raging lesbian in charge! She keeps coming to the mansion in pursuit of my body! Such tenacity!~
~In her mind she's already ravished me over and over again, but today she's come to make it reality!?~

Nsanejokr: "Yo."

"Sorry to ask, but you know, could you lend me a bit of soy sauce and rice again?"

Martia: ~Wh-what's up with this woman! Her armpits are on full display!~
~Her female stink is floating to me, full of pheromones! She plans to have the pure and innocent me smell it and awaken to sexual arousal!? How abnormally lusty can a miko be!?~
*Wheeze*

Raptor: ".... Mistress?"

Martia: ~... wait, oh sh*t! I've been surrounded by raging lesbians! The room is ripe with the stench of bitches!~
~They're planning to gang-rape me!? All four of them, ravishing me like wild animals!?~
~But... no matter how thoroughly they may dominate my body, my heart won't give in! I am the proud Martia Scarlet! I won't lose to the likes of you... the likes of you......~

Martia: "Come on then!!!" *Rips off clothes*

Raptor/Potus/Vantage: "Whoah~"

Nsanejokr: "Another incident..."

Fin.

P.S: No foul intent/insult intended to anyone in this story.

lol the forum just got feminized

as for paranoiac actions, completely waste of time. It is absurd to be paranoid when you can always die so suddenly, and then again you will die for sure one day. Living your life in thoughts about being dead makes you being dead from start and you miss every single point of life lol. death is taken just as an ultimate example of paranoia. what can I say, to all paranoid people: give yourself one, seal your thoughlts for a second or two and enjoy the life lol.

I thought my story was rather clever. Besides your all female anyways, you just don't realize it.

Martia-chan wrote:I thought my story was rather clever. Besides your all female anyways, you just don't realize it.

Nope. I just checked. Those are Y chromosomes, not X. Wait a minute...
Yeah, I can be a tad paranoid at times. I am sure some of the Administrators know about my thoughts on Anonymous...

Potus-Mat wrote:

Martia-chan wrote:I thought my story was rather clever. Besides your all female anyways, you just don't realize it.

Nope. I just checked. Those are Y chromosomes, not X. Wait a minute...
Yeah, I can be a tad paranoid at times. I am sure some of the Administrators know about my thoughts on Anonymous...

What's wrong with being female anyways? It makes me wonder how you guys work.

Martia-chan wrote:

Potus-Mat wrote:

Martia-chan wrote:I thought my story was rather clever. Besides your all female anyways, you just don't realize it.

Nope. I just checked. Those are Y chromosomes, not X. Wait a minute...
Yeah, I can be a tad paranoid at times. I am sure some of the Administrators know about my thoughts on Anonymous...

What's wrong with being female anyways? It makes me wonder how you guys work.

Well, an inability yo do math and science, for one...

This thread makes me uncomfortable.

@Dear Harmonia: Age matters, thats why!

Matters where? =o

Axel VIII wrote:i feel like when im walking someone if following me and i must turn my head a bit to check if there is someone behind me

also people say that when i get my paranoidness on that i look funny i dunno that get's me a bit mad tho :/

Then it is surely hard for people to surprise you lol. Maybe you misunderstood the "handle with care" thing

Martia-chan wrote:As a person that constantly thinks of everything as a possibility, there's a lot of thoughts that run in my head. Her skirt is 3 cm shorter then yesterday's, she's clearly trying to seduce me. Omg, she coughed, she's mad! What's up with her, she shows up her everyday! I bet she's here to molest me when I let my guard down. Oh, no! I've been surrounded by a pack of raging lesbians. The air is ripe with the stench of bit**es. I won't let you guys take me alive! *Blows up the classroom*.

So, what do you guys think of the concept of life being focused around only you, and it's all just a virtual test with your memory wiped and you'll have to pass the test to return to the actual reality. If technology advanced that much, I see no reason why we can't do something like that in the future.

i'm a pretty paranoid person too but i think of it as a gift......cause so many possibilities and outcomes run through my head, idk but it's just insane in a sane way......

but to me....you sound like you got a bit of pervertness mixed with that paranoid personality which isnt a bad thing.....but not very good but whatever floats your boat.

TerrorKingA wrote:

vantagesp wrote:Uhmm... I am confused.

This was all that was needed to be said.

LMAO ahhahahaha........
i'm sorry but when something is funny, i laugh....simple as that so dont feel offended whoever is feeling.