Random Cards

Random cards I want to see made. Didn't pay too much attention to balance, but just thought they would be hilarious.

Kudzu
EARTH 1*
Plant/Effect
0/0

During your Main Phase: you can Tribute this card; Special Summon 1 "Kudzu" from your hand or Deck. Once per turn, during your Standby Phase while this card is face-up on your side of the field or in your Graveyard: Special Summon 1 "Kudzu Token" (Plant-Type/EARTH/Level 1/0 ATK/0 DEF) in Defense Position to either side of the field. It cannot be Tributed or be used as a Synchro Material Monster.

You must get rid of its roots to get rid of them all!!!


Phantom Lord
DARK 10*
Fiend/Effect
4000/0

This card cannot be Summoned or Set. This card cannot be Tributed, be used as a Fusion or Synchro Material Monster, or be used as an Xyz Material. While it is in the Graveyard, this card is unaffected by card effects other than its own and cannot be removed from the Graveyard. While it is the top card in your Graveyard, treat this card as a face-up Attack Position monster on your side of the field. (It is still treated as being in the Graveyard.) It does not take up a Monster Card Zone.

Power to Macro.


Return
Continuous Spell

This card cannot be discarded as a cost. When this card is activated: you can add 1 "Return" or "Return of the Return" from the Graveyard to your hand.


Return of the Return
Spell

Return any number of "Return of the Return" you control to your hand. This card cannot be activated the turn it is added to your hand (except by drawing).

Spell Counters FTW.